"Colonel. Graduated from Eton, forcibly discharged from service for enjoying the work too much. Hunted wild game for six years, wrote two books, and then got roped in with a psychopath who giggles like a five year old girl and likes to tear the legs off of spiders."
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"Colonel. Graduated from Eton, forcibly discharged from service for enjoying the work too much. Hunted wild game for six years, wrote two books, and then got roped in with a psychopath who giggles like a five year old girl and likes to tear the legs off of spiders."